#191
My head got stuck in the dryer while it was on. I received massive burns to my retinas and was rushed to the hospital by my 8 year old daughter who drove one-handed after her hand got stuck in the toaster, we're both in critical condition with massive third degree burns and on life support. The doctors have given me a miracle cell regeneration shot and expect a speedy recovery in 24 hours like it never happened and hopefully I'll be in tomorrow.
—Brian Potter
